Category: Jackassery

  • What Is With That?

    What Is With That?

    Chelsea Clinton to receive Lifetime Achievement Award? “At the heart of New York City is a vibrant community of strong women in entertainment, media, and politics whose commitment to philanthropy is inspirational,” said Michelle Sobrino Stearns, Group Publisher/Chief Revenue Officer of Variety, in a statement released Monday. “We are delighted to be celebrating these women…

  • San Francisco considers new tolls.. to cross town.

    A bit of Friday morning delight. From the Sacramento Bee: San Francisco transportation officials are considering charging drivers to cross downtown and the city’s southern border with San Mateo County. Among the ideas under consideration is a $6 charge to leave the city’s northeast sector, which includes the Financial District, weekdays between 3:30 and 6:30…

  • Best Trivia Factoid Evah

    Was listening to the This Day Back In The Day quiz on The Rise Guys Show on KHTK Sports 1140 this morning when Quizmaster Maximus Whitey Gleason dropped the best trivia factoid evah. The Question: What year did (some science) Magazine publish the article “Why Stalin will live to be 100”? The answer – 1953.…

  • Bear Grylls Man v Wild – in this one, we all lose.

    Bear Grylls. Dude. Just… dude. “Just lay back, and think of England!”

  • Bizzaro World Whitey Gleason

    Rumors are circulating that Sports 1140 KHTK’s Whitey Gleason is something of an Action Movie Star. But are there two Whitey Gleasons? One, a sharp witted broadcaster, mimic, parody song-crafter, and basketball whipping boy. The other, the Bizarro Whitey Gleason? Consider: Bizarro Whitey Gleason as we see him in 1988’s Die Hard Here, Bizarro White Gleason ponders:…

  • President Obama Knows How To Trash Talk While Hooping It Up

    Overheard above the din of fresh Nikes squeaking on the White House Court: “As I have always said, that was a foul.” “Make no mistake, I will make both of these free throws.” “We never suggested that both free throws were a requirement to win this game.” “Some have suggested that I called ‘glass’. Let…

  • The Blue Moon of 2009 – 2010

    Happy New Year Nice Arrangement Ahhh, Deano

  • The Customer Is Always Right! Mostly. Sometimes.

    Hit the local Round Table Pizza (2650 Cameron Park Dr. Ste 100 Cameron Park, CA 95682 (530) 677-9055) Saturday night when we discovered that, apparently, the children would like to consume some nourishment before retiring for the evening. Called in the order for a large King Aurthur Supreme, and one Medium Cheese. Ready in 25…

  • I’m Actor Troy McClure 10/20/09

    I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as “The half-assed approach to foundation repair”

  • I’m Actor Troy McClure 10/16/09

    Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as “Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds” and “Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness”.