Rumors are circulating that Sports 1140 KHTK’s Whitey Gleason is something of an Action Movie Star. But are there two Whitey Gleasons?
100% Original Rise Guy: Two Centuries and counting
One, a sharp witted broadcaster, mimic, parody song-crafter, and basketball whipping boy.
The other, the Bizarro Whitey Gleason?
Consider:
Bizarro Whitey Gleason as we see him in 1988’s Die Hard
Is that an H&K MP5? Nice.
Here, Bizarro White Gleason ponders: Why I am I the normal brother?
I don’t always wear glasses
Until Bruce Willis interrupts his thoughts
Put down the gun Bruce, I do a pretty good Jay Leno…
Bruce, isn’t smitten with the Leno impersonation…
Eyes Wide Open
Following this, Bizarro Whitey Gleason finds himself adrift.
Trafficking in Human Organs
The depths of depravity
Threatening kids in a lunchroom
And he’s not afraid to use it.
Apparently, all hippied up, and living in a commune
No respect for himself.
A humiliating low – swimsuit model
Next up, ghey men’s magazines
Finally becoming introspective
Candy Ass, can I see your Man Card?
Before returning to the Chummy Pal we all know and love. Seen here rawkin’ the WalkMan, listening to the Bay City Rollers.
He blames this look on the influence of his older brother
Apparently, Bizarro Whitey Gleason also has an older brother, Bizarro Phantom
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Who greets parishioners at church as he prepares to read from Scripture, thusly
A reading from the Book of “And The Horse You Rode In On”
Conclusion: The Bizarro Whitey Gleason has never been seen at Wiener Works. Therefore, there are two Whitey Gleasons.
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