President Obama Knows How To Trash Talk While Hooping It Up

Overheard above the din of fresh Nikes squeaking on the White House Court:

“As I have always said, that was a foul.”

“Make no mistake, I will make both of these free throws.”

“We never suggested that both free throws were a requirement to win this game.”

“Some have suggested that I called ‘glass’. Let me be clear, if I did indeed make my shot by banking it off the backboard, then I did call ‘glass’. However, if I missed the shot, then it was because we inherited these bent rims from the previous administration’s policy of using them at Guantanamo Bay. Our allies around the world have lost respect for us because of this policy, and it has fomented new round-ball challengers in the Arabian Peninsula.”







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