Category: Radio

  • Bizzaro World Whitey Gleason

    Rumors are circulating that Sports 1140 KHTK’s Whitey Gleason¬†is something of an Action Movie Star.¬†But are there two Whitey Gleasons? One, a sharp witted broadcaster, mimic, parody song-crafter, and basketball whipping boy. The other, the Bizarro Whitey Gleason? Consider: Bizarro Whitey Gleason as we see him in 1988’s Die Hard Here, Bizarro White Gleason ponders:…

  • Pat Novak For Hire 12/08/09

    Heard on Olde Time Radio Pat Novak For Hire: “For you, all of human endeavor is a vague blur in high heels.”

  • Pat Novak For Hire 12/03/09

    Heard on Olde Time radio Pat Novak For Hire: “I better have a drink first. There’s an ugly taste in my mouth. I think it’s saliva.”

  • Pat Novak For Hire 12/01/09

    Heard on Olde Time radio Pat Novak For Hire: “Along the Embarcadero, nothing’s perfect except the heels.”

  • Pat Novak For Hire 11/27/09

    Heard on Olde Time radio Pat Novak For Hire: “Sooner or later you get burned, and it doesn’t make any difference whether you’re a man or a mouse. Because down in the waterfront, in San Francisco, they build the traps both ways… Down here, if you reach out to help a panhandler, the guy’ll take…

  • Pat Novak For Hire 11/24/09

    Heard on Olde Time radio Pat Novak For Hire: “I rent boats and tell a few white lies, if the price is right. It’s a happy life if you don’t mind looking up at a headstone, because sooner or later, you draw trouble a size too big.”

  • Pat Novak For Hire 11/19/09

    Heard on Olde Time Radio Pat Novak For Hire: “It’s a good life. If you work real hard and study a little on the side, you got a trade by the time you get to prison.”

  • Pat Novak For Hire 11/17/09

    Heard on Olde Time Radio Pat Novak For Hire: “Down in the waterfront, in San Francisco, you always bite off more than you can chew. It’s tough on your windpipe, but you don’t go hungry.”

  • Pat Novak For Hire 11/13/09

    Heard on olde time radio’s Pat Novak For Hire: “Around here a set of morals won’t cause any more stir than Mother’s Day in an orphanage. Maybe that’s not good, but that’s the way it is. And it wouldn’t do any good to build a church down here, because some guy would muscle in and…