Rumors are circulating that Sports 1140 KHTK’s Whitey Gleason is something of an Action Movie Star. But are there two Whitey Gleasons?
One, a sharp witted broadcaster, mimic, parody song-crafter, and basketball whipping boy.
The other, the Bizarro Whitey Gleason?
Bizarro Whitey Gleason as we see him in 1988’s Die Hard
Here, Bizarro White Gleason ponders: Why I am I the normal brother?
Until Bruce Willis interrupts his thoughts
Put down the gun Bruce, I do a pretty good Jay Leno…
Bruce, isn’t smitten with the Leno impersonation…
Following this, Bizarro Whitey Gleason finds himself adrift.
Trafficking in Human Organs
Threatening kids in a lunchroom
Apparently, all hippied up, and living in a commune
A humiliating low – swimsuit model
Finally becoming introspective
Before returning to the Chummy Pal we all know and love. Seen here rawkin’ the WalkMan, listening to the Bay City Rollers.
Apparently, Bizarro Whitey Gleason also has an older brother, Bizarro Phantom
Who greets parishioners at church as he prepares to read from Scripture, thusly
Conclusion: The Bizarro Whitey Gleason has never been seen at Wiener Works. Therefore, there are two Whitey Gleasons.