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tell me reciprocate and get me!

I’ll tell you something – I don’t want to ‘get you’.

Overheard above the din of fresh Nikes squeaking on the White House Court:

“As I have always said, that was a foul.”

“Make no mistake, I will make both of these free throws.”

“We never suggested that both free throws were a requirement to win this game.”

“Some have suggested that I called ‘glass’. Let me be clear, if I did indeed make my shot by banking it off the backboard, then I did call ‘glass’. However, if I missed the shot, then it was because we inherited these bent rims from the previous administration’s policy of using them at Guantanamo Bay. Our allies around the world have lost respect for us because of this policy, and it has fomented new round-ball challengers in the Arabian Peninsula.”

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Reaching late his flower

Got it – it’s SPAM. But it sounded so pretty…

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It’s no mystery – it’s SPAM.

From the bygone era of 1997. When I first heard this I thought that Rock And Roll was making a come back. Sadly, it wasn’t. It’s still just an insurgency.

What’s not to like here?

Guitars, simple, loud, angry, and fun.

Thunderous drums.

A steady bass.

Harmony.

And girls.

Ain’t that America?

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Buzzing Around For My Special Guy

What does that even mean, and why would it make me want to read an  e-mail message wit that as the subject?

I…. ummmm… well I just don’t know what’s wrong with me. All I can say is that I heard this song long before I knew this, ahhh, video for it existed. Just listen to it with your eyes closed.
For seven minutes.

Chock full ‘o shirtless boys, with short shorts, and waaaay too much eye liner.

And featuring a man teeming with musical talent, and yet seemingly has no rhythm.

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bind down

What?

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Hey, thanks. Super SPAM, thankfully the filters….

Marked As SPAM

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do not regret on the past

Would I need a time machine for that?