I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as “The half-assed approach to foundation repair”

Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as “Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds” and “Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness”.

Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional videos as “Mothballing Your Battleship” and “Dig Your Own Grave and Save”.

Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV spinoffs as “Son of Sanford and Son” and “After Mannix”.

Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such cartoons as “Christmas Ape” and “Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp”.

I’m Troy McClure, You might remember me from such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show”.

I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such telethons as “Out With Gout ‘88″ and “Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House”.

I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as “The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed” and “They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall”

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as “Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die” and “Gladys, the Groovy Mule”.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as “‘P’ is for Psycho” and “The President’s Neck is Missing”.