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Archive for the ‘Catch O' The Day’ Category

SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 01/29/10

Kindly provided via SPAM Assassin:

To: juanitocabrone@cabronenet.com

From: juanitocabrone@cabronenet.com

Subject: Hi Sweety! Remember me?

So apparently, I am SPAMming myself. And posing questions to myself in the third person.

SPAMmers are freaking Geniuses!

SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 1/15/10

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To: Unfortunate SPAM Victim

From:FreeViagaOrCialis

Subject: Say goodbye to E.D.

Where is Ed going? Wait, oh, I get it – Pen*s pills.

Poor Ed.

SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 01/11/10

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tell me reciprocate and get me!

I’ll tell you something – I don’t want to ‘get you’.

SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 01/08/10

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Reaching late his flower

Got it – it’s SPAM. But it sounded so pretty…

SPAM FIlter Catch O’ The Day 01/07/10

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Click and get a mystery gift

It’s no mystery – it’s SPAM.

SPAM FIlter Catch O’ The Day 01/06/10

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Buzzing Around For My Special Guy

What does that even mean, and why would it make me want to read an  e-mail message wit that as the subject?

SPAM FIlter Catch O’ The Day 01/05/10

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bind down

What?

SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 1/04/10

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do not regret on the past

Would I need a time machine for that?

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Your not old

C’mon old man

Your friend from the past

Ah, out with the old and in with the… wait – I’ll still be old. Nevermind.

Happy New Year.

May 2010 have decidedly less SPAM in it for you!

SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 12/30/09

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Click and get a mystery gift

Like mystery SPAM? No thanks.