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To: juanitocabrone@cabronenet.com

From: juanitocabrone@cabronenet.com

Subject: Hi Sweety! Remember me?

So apparently, I am SPAMming myself. And posing questions to myself in the third person.

SPAMmers are freaking Geniuses!

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From:FreeViagaOrCialis

Subject: Say goodbye to E.D.

Where is Ed going? Wait, oh, I get it – Pen*s pills.

Poor Ed.

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Hi,
I have already seen it somethere…

Dude, ’somethere’ isn’t even a word. And I think I’ve seen your comment ’somethere’ too… oh  yeah, when it was

Marked As SPAM

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tell me reciprocate and get me!

I’ll tell you something – I don’t want to ‘get you’.

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Reaching late his flower

Got it – it’s SPAM. But it sounded so pretty…

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Click and get a mystery gift

It’s no mystery – it’s SPAM.

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Buzzing Around For My Special Guy

What does that even mean, and why would it make me want to read an  e-mail message wit that as the subject?

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bind down

What?

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Hi, Super post, Need to mark it on Digg

Hey, thanks. Super SPAM, thankfully the filters….

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do not regret on the past

Would I need a time machine for that?