Here’s Kaitie on Good Day Sacramento, as they report on the girls’ school, Green Valley Elementary. They were celebrating “Reading Counts” Day, a festival reward for the kids collectively reading 177 MILLION words this year. Megan did her part by knocking out 1,244,000 word since the end of October.

Kaitie is in the last part, wearing her white “Green Valley Gators” T-Shirt as they have the reporter go head to head with the kids in the spray bottle boat race.

She, of course, declines to compete.

All of the quality copies of this video are non-embeddable. Your loss. Here’s a copy of just the audio with the lyrics displayed.

Possibly the best Rock lyric EVAH:

Some days, I hate everything. Everyone and everything

Or if you want to go see the officially released, pretty version, check out this one.