Stark Raving Love

Howling up at the moon, and moaning under the stars…

Bear Grylls. Dude.

Just… dude.

“Just lay back, and think of England!”

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  • SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 01/29/10

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    From: juanitocabrone@cabronenet.com

    Subject: Hi Sweety! Remember me?

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    SPAMmers are freaking Geniuses!

    Stuck In My Ear: Everclear – Wonderful

    All of the quality copies of this video are non-embeddable. Your loss. Here’s a copy of just the audio with the lyrics displayed.

    Possibly the best Rock lyric EVAH:

    Some days, I hate everything. Everyone and everything

    Or if you want to go see the officially released, pretty version, check out this one.

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  • Bizzaro World Whitey Gleason

    Rumors are circulating that Sports 1140 KHTK’s Whitey Gleason

    Creep Miester Maximus

    100% Original Rise Guy: Two Centuries and counting

    is something of an Action Movie Star.

    But are there two Whitey Gleasons?

    One, a sharp witted broadcaster, mimic, parody song-crafter, and basketball whipping boy.

    The other, the Bizarro Whitey Gleason?

    Consider:

    Bizarro Whitey Gleason as we see him in 1988’s Die Hard

    IntrospectiveBizarroWhiteyGleason

    Is that an H&K MP5? Nice.

    Here, Bizarro White Gleason ponders: Why I am I the normal brother?

    Memorable and Compelling Radio? Can it be done?

    I don’t always wear glasses

    Until Bruce Willis interrupts his thoughts

    Damn That Phantom!

    Put down the gun Bruce, I do a pretty good Jay Leno…

    Bruce, isn’t smitten with the Leno impersonation…

    Can I have a machinegun, to scare all the kids down the street?

    Eyes Wide Open

    Following this, Bizarro Whitey Gleason finds himself adrift.

    Trafficking in Human Organs

    The depths of depravity

    The depths of depravity

    Threatening kids in a lunchroom

    He's got a Gun!

    And he’s not afraid to use it.

    Apparently, all hippied up, and living in a commune

    Letting himself go.

    No respect for himself.

    A humiliating low – swimsuit model

    That's not <i>too</> ghey...

    Next up, ghey men’s magazines

    Finally becoming introspective

    Candy Ass, can I see your Man Card?

    Candy Ass, can I see your Man Card?

    Before returning to the Chummy Pal we all know and love. Seen here rawkin’ the WalkMan, listening to the Bay City Rollers.

    Wears this cap to bed.

    He blames this look on the influence of his older brother

    Apparently, Bizarro Whitey Gleason also has an older brother, Bizarro Phantom

    Icon

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    Who greets parishioners at church as he prepares to read from Scripture, thusly

    Hey Everybody!

    A reading from the Book of “And The Horse You Rode In On”

    Conclusion: The Bizarro Whitey Gleason has never been seen at Wiener Works. Therefore, there are two Whitey Gleasons.

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  • SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 1/15/10

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    From:FreeViagaOrCialis

    Subject: Say goodbye to E.D.

    Where is Ed going? Wait, oh, I get it – Pen*s pills.

    Poor Ed.

    Blog SPAM 01/12/10

    Culled from the site’s Comment SPAM Filters:

    Hi,
    I have already seen it somethere…

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    Marked As SPAM

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  • SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 01/11/10

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    tell me reciprocate and get me!

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    Overheard above the din of fresh Nikes squeaking on the White House Court:

    “As I have always said, that was a foul.”

    “Make no mistake, I will make both of these free throws.”

    “We never suggested that both free throws were a requirement to win this game.”

    “Some have suggested that I called ‘glass’. Let me be clear, if I did indeed make my shot by banking it off the backboard, then I did call ‘glass’. However, if I missed the shot, then it was because we inherited these bent rims from the previous administration’s policy of using them at Guantanamo Bay. Our allies around the world have lost respect for us because of this policy, and it has fomented new round-ball challengers in the Arabian Peninsula.”

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    Reaching late his flower

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