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I’m Actor Troy McClure 09/09/09

I’m Actor Troy McClure 09/09/09

Welcome to the Knowledgeum. I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as “Welcome to Springfield Airport”, and “Where’s Nordstrom?”. While you’re enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be unfortunately be subject to repeated break-ins…

John Garamendi: The Running Man

John Garamendi: The Running Man

Just a quick summary of the offices California Lt. Governor John Garamendi has run for since 1974:

Garamendi: The Running Man

74 CA State Assembly

76 -88 CA State Senate

82 CA Governor

86 CA State Controller

90 CA Insurance Commissioner

94 CA Governor

02 CA Insurance Commissioner

06 CA Lt. Governor

08 CA Governor (2010 election)

09  US Congress CA 10th (To fill open congressional seat vacated by Ellen Tauscher)

As Supreme Chancellor (and eventual Emperor and Dark Lord) Palpatine poinently frames it in Star Wars Episode III Revenge Of The Sith:


All the pertinent details can be found here

THIS is what is wrong with your government.

Well, this and Lawyers.

Always Lawyers.