Category: Jackassery

HI, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”

I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as “Buck Henderson, Union Buster” and “Troy and Company’s Summertime Smile Factory”.

Welcome to the Knowledgeum. I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as “Welcome to Springfield Airport”, and “Where’s Nordstrom?”. While you’re enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be unfortunately be subject to repeated break-ins…

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films as “Mommy, What’s On That Man’s Face?” and “Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore”.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as “Earwigs, Ew.” and “Man Vs Nature… The Road To Victory”.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin”, and “Get Confident, Stupid.”.

Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure! You might remember me from such driver’s ed films as “Alice’s Adventures Through The Windshield Glass” and “The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.” For the next sixty minutes, we’ll be seeing actual film of car crash victims.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun” and “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”.

Hello, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as “Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye” and “Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.”