I’m Actor Troy McClure 09/16/09
HI, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”
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I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as “Buck Henderson, Union Buster” and “Troy and Company’s Summertime Smile Factory”.
I’m Actor Troy McClure 09/09/09
Welcome to the Knowledgeum. I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as “Welcome to Springfield Airport”, and “Where’s Nordstrom?”. While you’re enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be unfortunately be subject to repeated break-ins…
I’m Actor Troy McClure 09/04/09
Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films as “Mommy, What’s On That Man’s Face?” and “Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore”.
John Garamendi: The Running Man
Just a quick summary of the offices California Lt. Governor John Garamendi has run for since 1974:
Garamendi: The Running Man
74 CA State Assembly
76 -88 CA State Senate
82 CA Governor
86 CA State Controller
90 CA Insurance Commissioner
94 CA Governor
02 CA Insurance Commissioner
06 CA Lt. Governor
08 CA Governor (2010 election)
09 US Congress CA 10th (To fill open congressional seat vacated by Ellen Tauscher)
As Supreme Chancellor (and eventual Emperor and Dark Lord) Palpatine poinently frames it in Star Wars Episode III Revenge Of The Sith:
“POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!”
All the pertinent details can be found here
THIS is what is wrong with your government.
Well, this and Lawyers.
Always Lawyers.
I’m Actor Troy McClure 09/02/09
Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as “Earwigs, Ew.” and “Man Vs Nature… The Road To Victory”.
I’m Actor Troy Mc Clure 08/30/09
Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin”, and “Get Confident, Stupid.”.
I’m actor Troy McClure 08/27/09
Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure! You might remember me from such driver’s ed films as “Alice’s Adventures Through The Windshield Glass” and “The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.” For the next sixty minutes, we’ll be seeing actual film of car crash victims.
I’m Actor Troy McClure 08/24/09
Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun” and “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”.
I’m Actor Troy McClure 08/21/09
Hello, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as “Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye” and “Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.”