Month: January 2010
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Bear Grylls Man v Wild – in this one, we all lose.
Bear Grylls. Dude. Just… dude. “Just lay back, and think of England!”
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SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 01/29/10
Kindly provided via SPAM Assassin: To: juanitocabrone@cabronenet.com From: juanitocabrone@cabronenet.com Subject: Hi Sweety! Remember me? So apparently, I am SPAMming myself. And posing questions to myself in the third person. SPAMmers are freaking Geniuses!
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Stuck In My Ear: Everclear – Wonderful
All of the quality copies of this video are non-embeddable. Your loss. Here’s a copy of just the audio with the lyrics displayed. Possibly the best Rock lyric EVAH: Some days, I hate everything. Everyone and everything Or if you want to go see the officially released, pretty version, check out this one.
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Bizzaro World Whitey Gleason
Rumors are circulating that Sports 1140 KHTK’s Whitey Gleason is something of an Action Movie Star. But are there two Whitey Gleasons? One, a sharp witted broadcaster, mimic, parody song-crafter, and basketball whipping boy. The other, the Bizarro Whitey Gleason? Consider: Bizarro Whitey Gleason as we see him in 1988’s Die Hard Here, Bizarro White Gleason ponders:…
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SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 1/15/10
Kindly provided via SPAM Assassin: To: Unfortunate SPAM Victim From:FreeViagaOrCialis Subject: Say goodbye to E.D. Where is Ed going? Wait, oh, I get it – Pen*s pills. Poor Ed.
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Blog SPAM 01/12/10
Culled from the site’s Comment SPAM Filters: Hi, I have already seen it somethere… Dude, ‘somethere’ isn’t even a word. And I think I’ve seen your comment ‘somethere’ too… oh yeah, when it was Marked As SPAM
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SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 01/11/10
Kindly provided via SPAM Assassin: tell me reciprocate and get me! I’ll tell you something – I don’t want to ‘get you’.
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President Obama Knows How To Trash Talk While Hooping It Up
Overheard above the din of fresh Nikes squeaking on the White House Court: “As I have always said, that was a foul.” “Make no mistake, I will make both of these free throws.” “We never suggested that both free throws were a requirement to win this game.” “Some have suggested that I called ‘glass’. Let…
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SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 01/08/10
Kindly provided via SPAM Assassin: Reaching late his flower Got it – it’s SPAM. But it sounded so pretty…
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SPAM FIlter Catch O’ The Day 01/07/10
Kindly provided via SPAM Assassin: Click and get a mystery gift It’s no mystery – it’s SPAM.