Month: August 2009

  • SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 08/31/09

    Kindly provided via SPAM Assassin: Have you watched TV lately? This is the new miracle. A child of the 70s & 80s, I embrace TV in all its TV-ish-ness. But, it is not a miracle.

  • I’m Actor Troy Mc Clure 08/30/09

    Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin”, and “Get Confident, Stupid.”.

  • Back OFF! He’s a Doctor.

    Well, not a medical doctor. And I don’t always agree with him. But Victor Davis Hanson is one smart guy. Rather, he is a statist. The president believes that a select group of affluent, highly educated technocrats — cosmopolitan, noble-minded, and properly progressive — supported by a phalanx of whiz-kids fresh out of blue-chip universities…

  • SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 08/28/09

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  • I’m actor Troy McClure 08/27/09

    Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure! You might remember me from such driver’s ed films as “Alice’s Adventures Through The Windshield Glass” and “The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.” For the next sixty minutes, we’ll be seeing actual film of car crash victims.

  • Nailed it.

    Mitch Berg, over at Shot In The Dark nails it: So how much money did Ted Kennedy spend to eke out this past 15 months or so?  It’s his money, and it’s his life, and I won’t begrudge him a dollar or a day. But if a 77 year old man with highly-advanced brain cancer,…

  • SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 08/26/09

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  • SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 08/25/09

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  • I’m Actor Troy McClure 08/24/09

    Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun” and “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”.

  • SPAM Filter Catch O’ The Day 08/24/09

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